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Edmund was very pleased with his door. It was big, which was expected of someone in his position and necessary for someone of his stature; primarily made from oak, which made it solid enough to drown out the hubbub resounding through the castle; and opened outwards, which was requirement for kicking people through it. It was the kind of door that spoke to people, albeit solely in phrases of two words, the latter being "off".
The Zweihanders, Claymores, great axes and giant hammers—those were mostly just for fun—that he owned would barely be able to chip a stake out of th
by ~Razikain
Articulation in Amber“Another one, kid?”Articulation in Amber
I hate being called a kid. It implies that I’m small, annoying, and probably Germanic (or from the New World, but heck; she’s a bartender, the chance of her affording the airship ticket to Gotham and back, let alone staying there long enough to pick up their colloquialisms, is somewhere between slender and bugger all).
That’s not to say that I’m not fairly small—fuck you, a double negative’s fine in these circumstances—or annoying, either immediately after waking up or before going to sleep, or indeed: any moment in between. But, as I solemnly avow by t
by ~Razikain
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